i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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thebroken-glass-kids:

frannij:

youphoric:

for the love of all that is good and beautiful on this earth… i have been seeing the first picture everywhere and if it’s not obvious already can we PLEASE stop reposting a picture that some hairy misogynic cockroach made at 3 a.m. in their bedroom?? always try check before you reblog and tell your friends too!!

just saw the first pic on my dash, signal boost this!!

oh damn, I reblogged the first picture earlier… Sorry guys! Signal boost!

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freedying:

zoomine:

Solar Eclipse and Milky Way seen from ISS (International Space Station) 

LIFE IS TRULY AMAZING

freedying:

zoomine:

Solar Eclipse and Milky Way seen from ISS (International Space Station) 

LIFE IS TRULY AMAZING

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fwips:

theotheropinion:

worldsreaper:

If you call yourself ugly you have no right to turn a guy down at all

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for once someone using my art as a proper reaction to a mind numbingly stupid statement wow

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j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

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socialjusticekoolaid:

Michael Dunn has been sentenced to life without parole for the murder of teenager Jordan Davis. This sentence will run consecutively to the three counts of convicted murder he was found guilty of for the other passengers in the vehicle. Prayers to the Davis family. This sentence can never replace their child, but at least justice has finally been served. #staywoke

micdotcom:

Powerful photos capture the student protests in Mexico barely anyone is talking about 

While the world has focused its attention on the pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong, there’s another student movement gaining steam on the other side of the world.

The unfolding protests gripping Mexico began in the small town of Iguala, in the southwest region of Guerrero state, where the disappearance of 43 student teachers on the night of Sept. 26 has sparked outrage amid allegations of collaboration between local police and organized crime.

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

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