browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

(via imnot-satan)

  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

ashtnoirwhy:

do you think whenever Luke is warm he just goes ‘lukewarm’ and laughs to himself

(via tallmexicanlesbian)

princekilljoy:

the-animation-alchemist:

  • white people are not the bad guys
  • Christian people are not the bad guys
  • Republicans are not the bad guys
  • straight people are not the bad guys
  • cisgender people are not the bad guys
  • rich people are not the bad guys
  • men are not the bad guys
  • racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys

dear social justice bloggers

(via marc0-butt)

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

(via bluelunaa)

(via prongsass)

Devastatingly accurate though.

(via gluten-free-pussy)

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

image

(via piercethedork)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(via crbtt)

daveshady:

conbox:

"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

image

once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

(via captain-of-the-friend-ship)

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

(via iamspecialyoujustdontknowit)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via heres-a-toast--to-the-lucky-ones)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
  • Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
  • Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
  • Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione: